Nursery Rhyme Revenge

Written by Brendan

"Lamb chops for dinner tonight ", thought the wolf.

In an instant a flash, a flurry, a flurry of cream chasing beige

a little girl in a red cape and hood passed before wolf's eyes

her mouth open wide

and wolf knew no more.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet

eating her curds and whey,

along came a spider which sat down beside her

and Little Miss Muffet said, "Great! a garnish!"

The succulent aroma of gingerbread arose from the oven

along with a little squeaky voice:

"Catch me, catch me, catch me if you can,

you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!

You look so sweet, you look so juicy, all that human skin and bone

I'll bake you in the oven 'til you're golden brown"

This little piggy went to market

this little piggy stayed at home

this little piggy had roast beef

and this little piggy said,

"What? roast beef? - You'll be blowing the house down, next! "

Tom, Tom the piper's son

stole a pig and away did run

He wanted to cook it but didn't get a chance

it pushed him in the oven

and started to dance! saying

"That'll teach you to steal! "

Nursery rhyme revenge!